Please operator
Could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't all there

She told me to get lost
And that’s what I did
But I've done it so well
I don't know where I hid
And she swore she'll never see me again
Hell I'll never find me
In the shape that I'm in

Please operator
Could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't all there

Now I had to ask myself
If I were me
And I was out drinking
Well where would I be
Then I thumb nailed a label
And there I appeared
Hiding out in a bottle
Behind a three-day-old beard

Please operator
Could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't all there

Well I may be lonely
But I'm never alone
'Cause I've been beside myself
Since she's been gone

Oh Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
And if he can find me
I’ll buy him a beer

Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which filthy beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
I’ll be beside myself
Pouring down beer